aluhnim:

ALT

Fabric Obsessed Witch

gomjabbar:

your friend brett in 2003: “hey guys! ready for a deathmatch round in blood gulch?”

you and your two other friends who found a glowing crystal in the back of your house that gave you a prophetic glimpse into the future where the three of you live successful lives but only if brett dies following a series of finely-connected events that begin with him winning a round of deathmatch on blood gulch: “yeah brett you’re on”

hollowtones:

hollowtones:

bgm05:

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assfuckmcgriddle:

prohaloplayer:

omegaverse:

cryptotheism:

omegaverse:

prohaloplayer:

omegaverse:

Dragons were probably real

they definitely were my great uncle saw them all the time

When my great grandpa’s coworker’s wife announced that she was pregnant her husband literally turned into a dragon and flew away forever

This happens a lot. They keep flying into power lines and dying.

They are just so stupid.

ny great uncle saw dragons all the time

guooey:

vivribbon:

vivribbon:

i don’t think “bluesky” or “cohost” or “pillowfort” exist i think y'all are just making up words, to me

yaaaaaay yippee!!!!! the world so beautiful and we’re cohosting it together ^_^

googleplaysore:

dykemd:

fuck twitter refugees 😤😤!! unless ure a beautiful woman then by all means welcome please make urself at home 😏

krossan:

Nimona was so GREAT!!! I’m so glad they were able to finish this film. IT’S SO GOOD!!!